Top Ten Things NOT To Do In Your Postal Jeep-
- Don't pose as a postal employee to get out of a speeding ticket.
- Don't try to hang out at the doughnut shop with the mail carriers. (They'll snub you and stick you with the check.)
- Don't enter the local "Tractor Pull Contest".
- Don't request valet parking at the "Hilton".
- Don't try to join the "Mean Mudders 4-Wheeler Club".
- Don't tell the chicks you're the Postal Inspector's nephew.
- Don't challenge a Corvette to a drag race.
- Don't cut off volkswagons in traffic because you feel superior.
- Don't kick up sand at the nude beach.
- Don't spin doughnuts in the police chiefs yard.